shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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