he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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