Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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