she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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