I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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