Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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