I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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