I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
Love having children with random chicks
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now