fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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