Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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