I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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