Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I have feelings that need drinking.
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Drake has all the answers
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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