let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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