Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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