Non-Jews are for practice
now i know why i became what i already was.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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