Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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