looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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