This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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