i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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