I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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