Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
