You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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