i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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