ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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