Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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