dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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