i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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