I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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