did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
bring money and cleavage
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Come share oat with me in your robe
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
