scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
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You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Enjoy the penises
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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