just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize