Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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