so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
