You surviving the open bar?
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my sisters under your porch take her home
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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