Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.