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wanna hang out?
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
25 People Confess The Biggest Betrayal They Have Ever Faced
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
25 Odd Things These Pathetic People Do For Enjoyment
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.