just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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