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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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