it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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