I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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