In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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