We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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