CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
the raccoons are back...
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