So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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