What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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