i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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