do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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