Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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