no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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