Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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