but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
The feeling are messing with the penis
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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