Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm experimenting with sincerity