Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Randomize