I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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